“Santa’s Downfall”

“Santa’s Downfall”


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Lyrics:

Someone’s surely stolen Santa’s sleigh.

North Pole got so stressful near the sleigh.
Rudloph broke his cage and ran away.
Mrs. Claus just barely saw him go.
Should have seen when she let Santa know.
“Santa, think that Rudolph stole your sleigh.
Hope this doesn’t ruin Christmas day.”
Santa tracked his deer with GPS.
Where the old man found him you won’t guess –
In the forest with his bride, Bambi.
They had started their own family.
Rudolph said: “No, I won’t work for you.
Gonna tell your elves that they should sue.
Shame on you to work us day and night.
Prison time or worse would serve you right.”
F.A.A. showed up to seize his sleigh. *
Someone closed his sweatshop the next day.

Someone’s surely stolen Santa’s sleigh.

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Thanks for listening.
* Note:
F.A.A. is an abbreviation of the U.S. Federal Aviation Administration