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“Pussy Whipped”
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"Doctor, yes, I think I have a problem. Use the word disorder if you like. My cat, she nags me night and day. No's a word I cannot say. Meow. Feed me, now.

I worry that she might get diabetes. Then, I'll have to give her shots for life. I try to stop but I obey. There's no telling what she'll weig… Continue

“Santa’s Downfall”


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Lyrics:

Someone’s surely stolen Santa’s sleigh.

North Pole got so stressful near the sleigh.
Rudloph broke his cage and ran away.
Mrs. Claus just barely saw him go.
Should have seen when she let Santa know.
“Santa, think that Rudolph stole your sleigh.
Hope this doesn’t ruin Christmas day.”
Santa tracked his deer with GPS.
Where the old man found him… Continue

Happy Thanksgiving.

“Love and Joy”
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Drove to the park one night.
And, he quickly killed the lights.
Said: “Walk with me awhile.”
Gorgeous lover lost her smile.
She begged him: “Take me home.”
But, he rushed out all alone.
“Love, I must get one thing.”
And, he came back with a ring.
Alleluia. Alleluia.
Knelt and said: “Be my bride.”
Soon his lover’s smile grew wide.
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Die, Vampires Song
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At a party late one night
Saw this vixen smile at me
She said come up to my room
If there’s more you’d like to see
Something told me not to
Lust said it had to be

She pulled me into her room
Used a key to lock the door
Started kissing on my neck
Took off all the clothes I wore
When her fangs scratched my neck
My blood began to pour

In the corner stood a bro… Continue